In light of
recent blog posts, we would like to formally announce that our lab is moving to an abandoned home depot somewhere in rural western Wyoming.
Young Brando is "excited to have two full hoods to himself," and Taycoh said, "with the new space and low overhead costs, we should be able to have a lab of two- to three-hundred students."
The ATF will be providing funding for new research on the novel chemoselective syntheses of ethan-1-ol and ethan-2-ol.
Phil's children's love of adorable farm animals may have influenced the move.
Stay tuned for more information!